ELEPHANT STEW
From: Momma_perfect
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1 elephant (de-tusked)
2,000 cups gravy
salt and pepper, to taste
2 rabbits (optional)
Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces (takes 10 to 12 months).
Cover with gravy - add water, if necessary.
Season with salt and pepper.
Cook over 350 degree fire for 3 weeks or until tender.
This recipe serves 8,573 people....if more people come, add
rabbits, but only if necessary - 'COZ MOST PEOPLE
DON'T LIKE HARE IN THEIR STEW !!!
Lynne Seeley.
'May the hinges of our friendship never go rusty!'
CREAMY VOLUNTEER SOUP
From: Mommy_perfecr
UNDERSTANDING TACTFULNESS
DISCIPLINE NATURAL COLOUR
HUMOUR ENERGY
GOODWILL JOY
PRESERVATIVES GENEROSITY
TALENT FLAVOUR
KINDNESS PERSISTENCE
CHARM LISTENING ABILITY
UNLIMITED LOVE
In a pleasant atmosphere, mix above volunteer skills with the task at hand. Sprinkle liberally with time. Add responsibility to taste.
For extra richness, pour in plenty of appreciation. Stir until smooth.
Recipe may be doubled, or tripled, as needed.
A Wise Grandmother.